Da Wurst Bier & Brats Tee
$28
Shirts, hats, steins and other things nobody technically needs.
Some merchandise features Mr. Tipsy. Some doesn't. The goal is for Da Wurst merch to look like something you'd wear even when you aren't currently holding a brat.
Gift cards work for food, beer, merch and whatever questionable decision comes next.
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